Thank you for signing up to our first ever Sheik lit book club. We all know the stereotypical cover art; beards draped seductively over figs, snakes wrapped suggestively in Persian carpets. But over the next 7 weeks we’ll get under the covers with these men.

Here is the reading list:

Week 1
Shopaholic Returns Her Skirt Following A Public Stoning
About the author – Iftar Kinsellabir is a nom de plume used mainly out of shame.

Week 2
Waiting To Explode
About the author – A hailed suspected arsonist.

Week 3
Being Jordan
About the author – Katie Price has large breasts. She lives in England with a blind child and some paparazzi.

Week 4
The Devil Wears Form-Fitting Clothes
About the author – Lauren Weisbasha’ir worked undercover at Vogue. Author of Entertainment Weekly’s “#1 Worst Book of 2008″

Week 5
He’s Just Not That Into Porkers
About the author – No one would sleep with him after he read The Satanic Verses.

Week 6
PS I Love Fasting
About the author – Cecelia Ahlam is the daughter of a sheik. Her sister is dating the late Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. He is in Westlife. They met at the Muster Station.

Week 7
In Her Hijab
About the author – Jannafaiqir Wasiener believes dumb, attractive sheiks and smart, ugly sheiks can get along. Ha!

Come along each Tuesday evening. There’ll be cupcakes and burning effigies of Salman Rushdie.

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